http://scrimisms.com/2006/12/21/my-favorite-mistake/ Presently suffering a dearth of witticisms Sun, 05 Sep 2010 21:10:44 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://scrimisms.com/2006/12/21/my-favorite-mistake/comment-page-1/#comment-251 Gaelan Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:58:03 +0000 http://icebox.lonelyfridge.com/?p=157#comment-251 the whole "Water kills them" thing pisses me off too. I mean, what if it fucking rained? Mel Gibson was growing corn, so there must have been some moisture somewhere....it looked like a bumper crop, afterall. Moreover, farms are notorious for being muddy....what is mud but water and dirt? from an alien perspective, mud must be something like napalm. it burns, and it sticks. the whole “Water kills them” thing pisses me off too. I mean, what if it fucking rained? Mel Gibson was growing corn, so there must have been some moisture somewhere….it looked like a bumper crop, afterall. Moreover, farms are notorious for being muddy….what is mud but water and dirt? from an alien perspective, mud must be something like napalm. it burns, and it sticks.

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