I spent too much money on a badminton racquet. I held every racquet in the store. When I put this one in my hand it was as if someone had shouted “By the power of Greyskull!” I felt my muscles swell and my shoulders square, and began having visions of my enemies lying crumpled between the lines of the badminton court. Even though I’d been planning on a cheaper model, I just knew it was for me.

I offset the cost by buying a new pair of shoes at Mal-wart. I get to try the racquet out tomorrow. The poor Spartans won’t know what hit them.

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