News23 Oct 2005

He dyed his hair and apparently developed a totally new and hard-boiled outlook on life. Look at him. Gaze into his eyes. Are you not both terrified and enthralled? He’s like a sexy mafia enforcer and you are drawn to his devil-may-care attitude and his defiantly bright coiffure. Plus, he towers over you.
Also, he wanted me to let you know that this picture makes his new hair look darker than it actually is.
Also, and I forgot to tell Ian this, but Rachel, for some odd reason, chose to take that picture while I was chewing….which explains the oddness about my jawline.
Now my photo is on the internet. I expect crazed e-stalkers at any moment
Heh, I think the chewing has a lot to do with why you suddenly look ready to beat the entire world in a fist fight. “Let the bodies hit the floor” and all that.
Beaten why for
Can’t take much more
Here we go…Here we go…Here we go
One – Nothing wrong with me
Two – Nothing wrong with me
Three – Nothing wrong with me
Four – Nothing wrong with me
One – Something’s got to give
Two – Something’s got to give
Three – Something’s got to give
Now
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
Let the bodies hit the floor
What? you brought it up
Youse guys better be good!
Oh, I assure you, we are *damn* good.